STROKE TEST



Is he DIR or stroke..? (Image credit: Photo by Robbert Westerdyk)

Welcome to the Stroke Test! This test will reveal wether you are a stroke or a DIR diver. Please answer as honest as you can, and in the end you will be rated as your DIR %!

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(10997 names in the list. Get the full list.)

TOP 150 Strokes:
1:   0%   Upsidedown Stroke
2:   0%   Matthias Koch, DILAM
3:   0%   Thomas Strandenæs
4:   0%   Ole Kristian Valvåg
5:   0 %   JammerSix
6:   0%   Lis & Beanie
7:   0%   Bent Jøran Olsen
8:   0%   Stroke Beanie
9:   0%   mike weathersbee!!
10: 0%   do it ridiculous!
11: 0%   Richard "Mr RGBM Ben...
12: 0%   George Irvine 3
13: 0%   WEBGUY ( Neil Miller...
14: 0%   Dic Mouth
15: 0 %   icediver
16: 0%   Eirik Kjos
17: 0%   STROKE
18: 0%   HEHE
19: 0%   George Ate My Baby
20: 0%   Georgie Doing It Ro...
21: 0%   DIR BEANIE
22: 0%   Betty Swollocks
23: 0%   DIR Tec Diver
24: 0%   Frank
25: 0%   Bjorn Stenvold
26: 1%   F U C K Y O U !
27: 1%   leigh cunningham
28: 1%   George Irvine the Tu...
29: 1%   totaly incompetend b...
30: 1%   tleemay_is_MHKs_bitc...
31: 1%   Mike Z Ferrara
32: 1%   Jammer6
33: 1%   M. L. G. v.d. Linde
34: 1%   Scott Koplin
35: 1%   NICK BENT!
36: 1%   DIR_SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!...
37: 1%   Arno Mol
38: 1%   megastroke
39: 1%   Chris Popdan
40: 1%   Pina
41: 1%   Johan Danielsson
42: 1%   PROUD TO BE STROKE!!...
43: 1%   Lunatic
44: 1%   GUE must die!
45: 1%   NonDem
46: 1%   DAN SSA Riverside
47: 1%   Fan, det var svårt d...
48: 1%   Fuck DIR, DIW!
49: 1%   Bjorn Pedersen
50: 1%   Joe Beck SSA- Rivers...
51: 1%   Glenn Helge Nilsen
52: 1%   Oxygene Tallinn
53: 1 %   Lyle B. Harwood
54: 1%   abc
55: 1%   Paul "Innerrealm" Be...
56: 1%   Rune Paulsen
57: 1%   DasDing
58: 1%   Proud Stroke
59: 1%   Darrendean from Shan...
60: 1%   Robert Leenen
61: 1%   Jonnythan
62: 1%   Ali Fikree, again
63: 1 %   Kevin
64: 1%   ars71
65: 1%   Stroke This Bitch
66: 1%   Hullu poro
67: 1%   A. Mäkelä
68: 1%   Hannes II
69: 1%   PADI instructor
70: 1%   bob_the_frog
71: 1%   El Beanie
72: 1%   Sebastian Schatz
73: 1%   Steve Summers
74: 1 %   Michael J Black MD
75: 1%   Trey Irvine
76: 1%   Warren G
77: 2%   Zeddi
78: 2%   fuck face
79: 2%   Adobo the Tedmaster
80: 2%   Beanie
81: 2%   Bjorn "dickless" Ste...
82: 2%   Goodeatsfan
83: 2%   DOING IT RONG
84: 2%   Alstar anus boy
85: 2%   FM
86: 2%   JOHN ADAIR
87: 2%   Hans Potetskrell
88: 2%   minchia
89: 2%   George Irvine I!I
90: 2%   Joon H. Park
91: 2%   GLOC
92: 2%   Super stroke
93: 2%   Tore Aglen
94: 2 %   AirHog
95: 2 %   Almost There
96: 2%   Errol Kalayci
97: 2%   Spoon
98: 2%   Rick Rowett of Dolph...
99: 2%   george irkvine
100: 2%   DIR VINTAGE SOLO
101: 2%   Snott Hunslicker
102: 2%   Skip MacElhannon
103: 2%   Andy Colderwood
104: 2%   Simon "Bubble Boy" H...
105: 2%   aaaaaa
106: 2%   Monster of SHAME
107: 2%   Pelle Polis
108: 2%   Cupid Stunt
109: 2%   subwoofer
110: 2%   hhhmmmmm
111: 2%   DIR is for assbandit...
112: 2%   DIR STILL SUCKS
113: 2%   Martin Lorenzo
114: 2%   Fredrik Taule
115: 2%   Carl-Fredrik Donjem
116: 2%   John Griffiths
117: 2%   Just got my GUE card
118: 2%   "Chief"
119: 2%   Truls Eriksen
120: 2%   Stroke Instructor
121: 2%   Michael "Brus" Brusd...
122: 3%   (DIR)Dick In Rear
123: 3%   bfter
124: 3%   POLVER
125: 3%   decowarrior
126: 3%   ESG
127: 3%   George Irvine
128: 3 %   gaztastic
129: 3%   Well
130: 3%   Jos Valke
131: 3%   Pina+Cock=DIR
132: 3 %   Beaverly Tisnower
133: 3%   Paul Berry
134: 3%   Tom Rutledge NTD
135: 3%   Chris M Isapussy
136: 3%   Igoor Beades
137: 3%   Oden crew
138: 3%   Dmitri Gorski
139: 3%   Brucie Babie
140: 3 %   trey
141: 3%   J_H
142: 3%   ANDI all the way
143: 3%   Buffallo Bill
144: 3%   h.b.te k
145: 3%   Geoffroy Belgium
146: 3%   Bomber
147: 3%   Pina Colada
148: 3%   Mjaaaaaaaaaaa
149: 3%   HaHo
150: 4%   Arne
    
TOP 150 DIR:
1:   100%   Martina
2:   100%   Christian Langen
3:   100%   Dick Smell
4:   100%   Wreckhead_Tom
5:   100 %   Drew A. Dunn
6:   100%   Robke
7:   100%   ckharlan66
8:   100%   Opheim
9:   100%   Alex Mendez The Scub...
10: 100%   Brad Gregory
11: 100%   Marcoux
12: 100%   DOG
13: 100%   mts0628
14: 100%   tom crisp the great
15: 100%   Rick Huggins
16: 100%   Stroke "Duct-Tape" D...
17: 100%   lasse kristoffersen
18: 100%   luc.bulles
19: 100%   add my name
20: 100%   David P
21: 100%   Negu
22: 100%   Classe Banan
23: 100 %   Wendy Shirah
24: 100%   Jan Henry Hansen [Li...
25: 100%   DIR Makes The Baby J...
26: 100%   Secret Stroke - DIR ...
27: 100%   Zhuravlev Ilya (Diki...
28: 100%   Stefu
29: 100%   Barney Gumble
30: 100%   Herman Ouweduiker
31: 100%   Movil
32: 100%   Anonymus
33: 100%   Rocky
34: 100%   gboulouk
35: 100%   PADI Open Water Netd...
36: 100%   Corey Dufrene
37: 100%   Ron T
38: 100%   Frank Griffith
39: 100%   __ Marc Hall __
40: 100%   Sim
41: 100%   Calle
42: 100 %   Aldolf Hitler
43: 100%   stokewannabe
44: 100%   Jay Zissou
45: 100%   Whosyerdaddy
46: 100%   joCCe
47: 100%   Henri Barrau
48: 100%   Kostas C
49: 100%   Anders Knudsen Sjod
50: 100%   PAL (Peter) from Ta...
51: 100%   Minus
52: 100%   Ludger "Zikki" Zikki...
53: 100%   Carolyn G
54: 100%   Surely
55: 100%   Blunamann
56: 100%   EA
57: 100%   Yang Yihao
58: 100 %   William Jefferson Cl...
59: 100%   HeldvomFeld
60: 100%   Philippe Daechert
61: 100%   Anbope
62: 100%   go62onair
63: 100%   Wyatt DIR
64: 100%   Uncle Fester
65: 100%   joker
66: 100%   Brainwashed Lemming
67: 100%   Kos Dykk
68: 100%   Tony S.
69: 100%   Matthew Den Haan
70: 100%   paul TUE
71: 100%   Daniel Högberg
72: 100%   Slava
73: 100%   fuck you clare gledh...
74: 100%   Petr Talantov
75: 100%   Steve Bliim
76: 100%   Karl Postma
77: 100%   O-ring
78: 100%   Tim_nl
79: 100%   bowsandreels
80: 100%   Flummox
81: 100%   spetznaz
82: 100%   Clecio Mayrink - Bra...
83: 100%   FireFox
84: 100%   Chloe
85: 100%   Börje
86: 100%   Marky X
87: 100%   Rob Kelly
88: 100%   BobVu
89: 100 %   Sycco
90: 100%   Peter Honig
91: 100%   A'ha!
92: 100 %   Iain Smith
93: 100%   Garlie Chamba
94: 100%   Tony Alba DIR Diver
95: 100%   Marcel Meýer
96: 100%   Thanos Cold-pizzas
97: 100%   Klepto
98: 100%   Little Petey
99: 100%   BSAC Instructor
100: 100%   Chris Brown Silent W...
101: 100%   Superdiver again!
102: 100%   Rudy Neefs
103: 100%   Scubaputz
104: 100%   Sergey Semernin
105: 100%   Lennart
106: 100%   fRISCO
107: 100%   Q
108: 100%   Marc Bryan
109: 100%   Death To The Deco St...
110: 100%   divrnr
111: 100%   guppydiver
112: 100%   remi stridh
113: 100%   Skoog
114: 100%   Shawn Sorah
115: 100%   DryDuck
116: 100 %   Todd S
117: 100%   DIRDIVING4ALL
118: 100%   Gloc is cock
119: 100%   Big Al
120: 100%   Paul TUE
121: 100%   tbh487
122: 100%   Borren
123: 100%   Clecio Mayrink
124: 100%   wyatt
125: 100%   Christian Bruegger
126: 100%   PADI INSTR - The DIR...
127: 100%   zing
128: 100%   MHenriques
129: 100 %   Mike Ferrara
130: 100%   DivingDuck
131: 100%   SeaJay
132: 100%   Marcel Meyer a.k.a. ...
133: 100%   Pieter Kop
134: 100%   Iwan
135: 100%   Beetle
136: 100%   Harry
137: 100%   JB+BB
138: 100%   Jeff Timmerman
139: 100%   Jesus III
140: 100%   Roy Grimberg
141: 100%   Rolf "Boebe" Engelsm...
142: 100%   Arglblub
143: 100%   Toneman
144: 100%   Rookster
145: 100%   Tony Stoddard
146: 100%   Pepetrueno
147: 100%   Andy the Coastie
148: 100%   William Collins
149: 100%   A normal stroke
150: 100%   AFN, trained by the ...

DISCLAIMER:

This site is intended to be humorous and fun, and this is not intended to hurt anyone's feelings. This site is not "official" DIR, GUE or any other dive training organization site, and this site is non-commercial. This is just a JOKE for fun. Don't try to be better diver by using this "DIR information". Get trained, and get experience! That's the key! And BTW... To be DIR means that you have to be all the way DIR, not just half the way. There is really no such thing as "xx % DIR". Only DIR, or stroke. If you feel insulted or have any feedback, please use the Feedback form. You can also sign or read my guestbook. Oh, and what's a stroke? Here's a good explanation.

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